by Julien Headley
The phone rang. it was Gip.
“Hello?”
“Julien do you have 100 baht?”
“Have.”
“Ok I’m coming over.”
I cleaned the apartment and made my bed. Removed the signs of other girls.
I waited but she was lagging so I worked.
It rained. She showed up at the door. “Hello?”
“Come in!” She slid the screen and stuck her hand through. She made the “give me money” motion.
“Give me! I want to go to sauna.”
“Come sit down!”
She stood there. I worked. She came in.
“It’s raining!” She wore a men’s blue button-down shirt as a jacket. She hung it up in the bedroom.
She came and sat down next to me.
“Give me!” I was working so I slow-rolled. “100 baht! Give me!” I pulled a hundred from my pocket and gave it to her.
“Can you give me 500? I want to buy ice.” I was working. “Can you give me 1 thousand?”
I turned and grabbed the hundred from her hand. She watched it happen and made the surprised face.
“I want to buy ice. Give me 200. Give me 500!” This girl is all over the place.
I said “I’m working. Wait for me to finish and then we can talk.”
“What time you finish?”
“Ten minutes.”
“Ok.” She sat calmly. I handed her the remote. She watched tv. She was content.
I had 2 heads-up tournaments. I won one and lost one.
“Ok come to my bedroom and we can talk.”
She looked at me.
“Don’t worry. Come on.” She took my hand and walked with me. We sat on the bed.
“What happened?”
“I finished with my boyfriend. He gave me 10,000 baht every day and I never fucked him. He fucked another girl.”
Sounds about right.
“I hate him. He’s fat and ugly. Give me 100 baht!”
“I don’t want to give you money to buy ice.”
“You smoke ganja!”
“Sometimes. . . .”
“I smoke ice sometimes too! I not smoke. . . .” She thought a second. “Ten days!”
I didn’t believe this but it doesn’t matter. On top of being poor, I really do not want to support her habit.
“Give me!”
“No.”
She looked at me, then stared ahead. I wanted to fuck her. I moved my face close to hers. She stayed. I didn’t want to push her down and bone her, so I got up and left. I turned on the computer.
She came out of the bedroom. “Where’s my shirt?”
“It’s in the bedroom.”
She went back in. I went in with her. I pushed her down and boned her.
I don’t know what it is but this girl is fucking sexy to me. She’s small and thin but somehow she has a meaty ass and thighs. And a great little pussy. Just great.
She was wet. I put my finger in and slid my cock. I fucked her and banged my head on the shelf behind the bed but I didn’t care and kept doing it. I flipped her around and pulled her legs out from under her so she lay flat and I boned her from behind. Such a great little ass and great little legs. She wrapped her feet behind my knees.
I pulled out and picked her up and put her on top of me. She went and went and went the way I like and her hair fell across her breasts and I grabbed them and it was hot and I grabbed her thighs and moved her back and forth.
She said “I’m tired.” and I pushed her back with my knees under her and my hands on her breasts and she pulled me in her as I boned and I came and slept.
She showered and came back humming. “You want some food?”
“Sure!”
“What do you want?”
I wanted basil pork. “Anything.”
“Fried rice?”
“Sounds good.”
She came back with basil pork. It’s amazing: If you give a girl 10,000 baht and don’t push her down and bone her she hates you, but if you give her nothing and use her body she is happy as a clam.
Why are clams so happy?
We ate and I boned her. I showered. She slept. I came back and got in bed. She said “Tomorrow I cook for you. You come to me?”
“Yes! That sounds fun!”
“Ok. I cook good!”
“Really?”
“Yes! I love to cook! Do you have paper?”
I gave her paper and a pen and she made a list of ingredients to buy. Then she drew a pretty picture. We held each other and slept and talked.
Then she said “Julien, can I smoke ice in the toilet?”
“No, cannot.”
“Why not?”
“Cannot.”
“Just five minutes!”
“No.”
“Why not?”
I boned her. She slept. I went and got online.
She woke up and went in the toilet. I heard a lighter.
She came out. “I smoked ice in the toilet.”
“I know. You have to go now and not come back.”
“Julien, why are you so stupid?”
Good question.
